I'll level with you. I've killed my fair share of cacti. I underwatered them, I forgot they existed. Now, you'll never have to feel that guilt again! Nor will you have to deal with those pesky spines. Pet-friendly too!
May I introduce the Unkillable Cactus!
Made from a trio of hand-painted stones with organic spikes and spines, "growing" in terracotta pots.